Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Chemistry between Man and Woman

Different Chemistry between Man and Woman


Element name: Woman

Symbol: Xx

Atomic Weight: 'Don't even go there'

Physical properties:
- Generally round in form.
- Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.
- Melts whenever treated properly.
- Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties:
- Very active.
- Highly unstable.
- Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum and precious gemstones.
- Violent when left alone.
- Able to absorb great amount of exotic food.
- Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage:
- Highly ornamental.
- An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
- Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands


Element name: Man

Symbol: XY

Atomic weight: 120 plus minus 50

Physical properties:
- Solid at room temperature.
- Gets bend out of shape easily.
- Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
- Difficult to find a pure sample.
- Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct electricity as well as younger samples.

Chemical properties:
- Attempts to bond with Xx any chance it can get.
- Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
- Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd(kid) for prolonged periods of time.
- Can be neutralised by saturating with alcohol.

Usage:
- None known.
- Possibly good methane source.
Caution: In absence of Xx, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
very very funny right??? hahahaha.....

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